Hurricanes did less damage than you. Doctors placed bets against your survival. Common sense was none-sense to you. You were an awesomer kid. Book photo submissions are closing soon for you to seal your place in the history of kicking ass. If you have a photo like any of the ones described below, you’ve got a spot in the book and I’ll give you a free copy too.
- Wearing a cast because you raised so much hell your bones shattered under your awesomeness.
-Hanging out like a boss in your tree fort of cool.
- Picking your nose.
- Getting a piggy back ride.
- Reading a book upside down because you were illiterate in everything other than being awesomer.
- Ninja stuff. Climbing doors, breaking wood, jumping off anything.
- Hanging out in your toy room.
- Being a super fat baby because fuck it, you don’t need to conform to those damn baby diaper commercial stereotypes.
-Any time you looked so cool that you look in the mirror now, question your choices in life, and then go drink for a day.
Submissions can be emailed to IwasanAwesomerKid@gmail.com.